Bad Kermit

Activity - Bad Kermit

 

Stories Submitted RSS

View Submissions in Blog Format

6
0
Links5
Winter Meetings Preview
Winter Meetings Preview

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 19 days ago from hirejimessian.com

Hitler is none too pleased to find out what Jim Hendry has in store for the Chicago Cubs during the Winter G.M. Meetings.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Winter Meetings Preview

4
0
Links0
Not With a Bang, But a Whimper…Again
Not With a Bang, But a Whimper…Again

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 10/8/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian is not happy about the feeble ending to the Cubs' season.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Not With a Bang, But a Whimper…Again

2
0
Links0
Magic Number Countdown: 11
Magic Number Countdown: 11

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 9/29/2008 from hirejimessian.com

With the Cubs' "magic number" at 11, Hire Jim Essian looks back at the best 11 moments of the 2008 Cubs season.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Magic Number Countdown: 11

1
0
Links0
The Astros and Their Fans Sound Like Tina Turner
The Astros and Their Fans Sound Like Tina Turner

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 9/19/2008 from hirejimessian.com

The Astros and their fans are blaming everyone in sight for their tailspin. Maybe the problem is the horrible hole they dug themselves into and that fact that Wandy Rodriguez is their number two starter.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

The Astros and Their Fans Sound Like Tina Turner

1
0
Links0
Someday We’ll Go All the Way
Someday We’ll Go All the Way

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 9/19/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Eddie Vedder's best song since "Corduroy" was written for the Cubs? What a world we live in!

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Someday We’ll Go All the Way

1
0
Links0
Okay, Since NOT Taking Batting Practice Didn’t Work…
Okay, Since NOT Taking Batting Practice Didn’t Work…

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 7/31/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian has an inside look at Lou Piniella's strategies to wake up a slumbering offense.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Okay, Since NOT Taking Batting Practice Didn’t Work…

2
0
Links1
The Enemy is Watching Me Sleep: Rooming with an (Imaginary) Brewers Fan
The Enemy is Watching Me Sleep: Rooming with an (Imaginary) Brewers Fan

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 7/31/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian has a bit of fun with Brewers fans during this week's Cubs-Brewers tilt in Wisconsin.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

The Enemy is Watching Me Sleep: Rooming with an ...

1
0
Links0
Billy Beane is Not Infallible, Morons
Billy Beane is Not Infallible, Morons

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 7/10/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian takes the "Billy Beane is infallible!" disciples to task.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Billy Beane is Not Infallible, Morons

2
0
Links0
The Score Whips Out Its Wiener
The Score Whips Out Its Wiener

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 7/7/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Mike North was canned from The Score, Hire Jim Essian couldn't be happier, and Jay Mariotti couldn't be stupider.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

The Score Whips Out Its Wiener

3
0
Links1
10 Reasons Not to Worry That the Brewers Got Sabathia
10 Reasons Not to Worry That the Brewers Got Sabathia

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 7/7/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Don't fret, Cubs fans. Hire Jim Essian gives you ten reasons why you shouldn't worry that the Brewers landed CC Sabathia.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

10 Reasons Not to Worry That the Brewers Got Sabathia

4
0
Links0
Jim Edmonds Photoshop Contest
Jim Edmonds Photoshop Contest

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 5/18/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Chicago Cubs fans welcome the newest edition to the team in their own unique way.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Jim Edmonds Photoshop Contest

5
0
Links0
Brenneman Hate Fu- Photoshop Contest #8
Brenneman Hate Fu- Photoshop Contest #8

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 5/9/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Cubs fans declare Photoshop war on the Brenneman boys.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Brenneman Hate Fu- Photoshop Contest #8

1
0
Links0
Is This the Worst Cubs Lineup Ever?
Is This the Worst Cubs Lineup Ever?

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 4/11/2008 from hirejimessian.com

The gang at Hire Jim Essian is trying to find the worst Cubs lineup to ever take their shots flailing wildly at pitches out of the zone.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Is This the Worst Cubs Lineup Ever?

1
0
Links0
Exonerating Moises Alou

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 4/9/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Moises Alou has absolutely no reason to make excuses for Steve Bartman, and Hire Jim Essian tells you why.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Exonerating Moises Alou

5
0
Links0
Quick, Which Two Ex-Cubs Would You Most Like to Hear From?
Quick, Which Two Ex-Cubs Would You Most Like to Hear From?

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 3/28/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian examines why in the world a Cubs beat reporter would think that Cubs fans want to hear from Mark Prior and Michael Barrett.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Quick, Which Two Ex-Cubs Would You Most Like to Hear From?

2
0
Links0
Preseason Round Table: Part Four
Preseason Round Table: Part Four

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 3/28/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian concludes its preseason Round Table (which includes Cubs play-by-play announcer Len Kasper and Cubs beat reporter Bruce Miles).

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Preseason Round Table: Part Four

2
0
Links0
Preseason Round Table: Part Three
Preseason Round Table: Part Three

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 3/28/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian's preseason Round Table (which includes Cubs play-by-play announcer Len Kasper and Cubs beat reporter Bruce Miles) continues with part three.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Preseason Round Table: Part Three

1
0
Links0
Preseason Round Table: Part Two
Preseason Round Table: Part Two

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 3/28/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian's preseason Round Table (which includes Cubs play-by-play announcer Len Kasper and Cubs beat reporter Bruce Miles) continues with part two.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Preseason Round Table: Part Two

3
0
Links0
Can Having Sex With a Bunch of Anonymous Women Mend My Heart?

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 3/26/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian responds to the completely ridiculous (and, most likely, viral) website canthecubsmendmyheart.com.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Can Having Sex With a Bunch of Anonymous Women Mend My ...

2
0
Links0
Preseason Round Table: Part I
Preseason Round Table: Part I

Bad Kermit Bad Kermit posted 3/25/2008 from hirejimessian.com

Hire Jim Essian hosts a preseason Cubs baseball Round Table which includes characters such as Cubs play-by-play announcer Len Kasper and Cubs beat reporter Bruce Miles.

Tags:

Comments Comment on

Preseason Round Table: Part I

1 2 3 Next  Next