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Andy Pettitte, steroids, and dead puppies ....
Snapping towel boys in the buttocks with wet
towels, walking on the good carpet with cleats, tickle
fights, clipping toenails onto the clubhouse floor – despicable behavior OTHER than steroids that gives baseball a bad name.
Alex Rodriguez on Thursday, at the recommendation of
his agent Scott Boras, opted out of his five-year
marriage to Cynthia Rodriguez, with Boras claiming the slugger was looking to test the open market. A-rod is expected to begin testing the free agent ass over the weekend.
Alex Rodriguez’s salary made up 14% of the
Yankees’ payroll. Applying basic brewsk-economics, after his departure from
the Bronx, a cup of beer should plummet from $9.25 to $8.22. But why stop there?
The New York Yankees Monday named Joe Girardi
as the team’s new manager, then moments later criticized
the franchise’s lack of direction during his tenure.
Alex Rodriguez opts for another payday instead of
being a Yankee. It's a blow to the organization
that will result in refreshing changes.
Torre is in talks with the Simple Life,
the Girls Next Door, Flavor Flav and even Breaking
Bonaduce for new reality talks shows.
Across other industries, it would be like making
Lance Armstrong ride a Huffy, denying Tiger marital bliss
for forgetting the milk, refusing an astronaut a ride back from Mars for not discovering Martians, and taking away Yoda’s light saber for a supermarket blunder
Monkey business at Yanks' powpow. See the clip
-- the participants look happy, the dancing is joyous,
and the mirth of Yankees management spilleth over as they get ready for some serious negotiations.
A drunk Yankees fan on the D train
prophesies the 2008 roster, new manager, and other wisdom.
If this team has proven anything, it's that
they MUST be down two games to none before
they start playing. Let's hope that's the case.
After the Rockies-Phillies game disrupted the regularly scheduled
sitcom, fan clubs marched on MLB headquarters in protest.
Time for Alex Rodriguez to put up or
shut up .... Derek Jeter's time to shine ....
Are Yankees champs or chumps?
Behind Derek Jeter and Robinson Cano home runs,
the Yankees are headed back to the postseason.
There are some schizophrenic special team units out
there in the National Football League. The field goal
unit seems an especially suspect contingent. The kickoff and kick return teams are a crapshoot. But after spending a year watching 30 or so pitchers shuffle in and out of the Yankees bullpen, this squad takes the cake.
Even though the image of the Devil Rays
is in transition – changing both the name to
just “Rays” and bringing in new uniforms – the Tampa Bay front office has guaranteed fans the organization will continue its losing ways for the next 10 years.
Yankees' bullpen blues. The whole idea of Feng
shui is organization to achieve harmony with the universe.
And right now, disorganization with the universe is the Yankee bullpen’s major problem – and that’s a big no-no heading into October.
Does football karma have any effect on baseball
karma? We asked a clairvoyant for her expert opinion
on the Patriots and Red Sox and October playoffs.
Yanks sweep, BoSox and Tigers swept, Pettitte gets
win number 200, and are the Joba Rules out
the window for the playoffs?
Statistics show the World Series is cancelled 100%
of the time in years when O.J. commits numerous
felonies.














How Andy Pettitte should have dealt with his press ...