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Wrong. It's only lulling you to sleep. It
wants to surprise you with awesome.
You look at Hank Steinbrenner. He wants salary
relief. From the Brewers.
We all know how epic of a fail
this is, right? 14 of the preseason top 25
in the Coaches poll are currently unranked. You don't even have to care one whit about the college game to know that this is some bad prognostication. Is this a consistent incompetency?
Enough with the "Will Brett Favre be a
better quarterback than Aaron Rodgers if he stayed?" question.
It's moot. Flat out. Apples and Oranges.
Now we all know the story of the
so called rock 'n' rolla whom has demanded only
brown M & M's. And of course that's true. But didja know that ballplayers have their own wacky demands? IT'S TRUE! Because I typed it in all caps. So shall we look at the facts? Yes. Let's look at the facts.
...Even Duke! Funny story. You know what inspired
the football edition of my one love post? Iowa
Power Forward Cyrus Tate. It's true! So, when a preseason college hoop magazine rolls out, would you believe I would pass on the most Epic Post of all time? You're goddamn right I won't!
It's a breakneck world in college football. You
have the wacky misadventures of conferences falling on their
faces. You have the Electric Dream Machines of your USC and Oklahoma. And you have your Fatty McGoo's taking on your Aluminum Monsters. So? You want to know who's the master? Read on...
It's sports because it's NBA 2k8 on the
TV!
From Justin Forsett to Marcus Mason. Get sufficently
excited for the deep sleepers. Shall we?
The NCAA needs fat head coaches. We've got
to save the Fridge!
A look at the best player whom is
likely under your radar. Cal Poly WR Ramses Barden
The Grand National Championships want to help B.J.
Upton straighten up and fly right.
Listen, this may be meaningless. I hope it
is. However? The shocking of the world in 2007
had to be put on hold when pitching star Ben Sheets went down. You have two excellent hitters on the DL. The Red Sox are always the annoying Red Sox. And if you fall? This five part plan shall give you a second chance to make a first impression.
It's the heartwarming tale of the man who
would be pro wrestling's Kimbo Slice, and the promoter
who gave him his first organized shot. It's the best moment in your life.
From Martez Milner all the way to Glenn
Martinez. Trust me. I do this all the time.
The Sandman...he comes to praise, he comes to
kick ass.
Have you ever wanted to gamble with the
Kind bud? A Fresno Man did.
The Ultimate Bet Scandal. A Former World Series
of Poker Main Event Champion, Russ Hamilton, is at
the forefront of fraud and larceny at the online poker site.
Romo, Thomas Jones, Reggie Bush, and Ben Roethlisberger
pulled some lady talent. They drug your football heroes
down.
This trade may be earthshaking...but could it be
the start of something much bigger?









You think that this Bowl Season is going to suck?