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Joe Montana and Ronnie Lott Owe People A Lot of Money
Joe Montana and Ronnie Lott Owe People A Lot of Money

chimprage chimprage posted 18 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

It appears awesomeness is not enough to make it in the world of finance. HRJ Capital, an investment firm started by Harris Barton, Ronnie Lott and Joe Montana (HRJ get it) all formerly of the San Francisco 49ers, is about to get taken over. HRJ apparently owes Silicon Valley Bank a staggering ...

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Former NFL Cheerleader MILF Slums It, Then Gives Away $140k
Former NFL Cheerleader MILF Slums It, Then Gives Away $140k

chimprage chimprage posted 18 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Former Baltimore Raven's Cheerleader Molly Shattuck has decided to use her powers for good instead of evil. She's a mom, she's formerly the oldest member of the Ravens cheerleading squad at 38, she's a rich socialite, she's hot, she's climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro and she's active in public ...

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Corie Blount Probably Should Have Just Stuck To Smoking Weed
Corie Blount Probably Should Have Just Stuck To Smoking Weed

chimprage chimprage posted 18 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

I am a huge fan of the Showtime show "Weeds". Its one damn good witty dramedy type show right there. Its never inspired me to become a purveyor of pot however, but in looking at Corie Blount's case before a grand jury it seems he might have been into the show more than me. Dude got arrested ...

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R.I.P. Sammy Baugh
R.I.P. Sammy Baugh

chimprage chimprage posted 18 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

1914-2008 "The Greatest Washington Redskins Player"

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Good Looking QB's Make More Money
Good Looking QB's Make More Money

chimprage chimprage posted 20 days ago from www.deuceofdavenport.com

No wonder Jeff George hasn't been able to get back into the league, he's just too ugly for football. A study by economists David Berri, Rob Simmons and Jennifer Van Gilder theorizes that quarterbacks that have the facial symmetry that is statistically considered to be "good looking" actually ...

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Michigan Is Michigan Tech. Michigan Tech Is Michigan
Michigan Is Michigan Tech. Michigan Tech Is Michigan

chimprage chimprage posted 11/19/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

It just keeps getting better for Michigan and Rich Rodriguez haters. Michigan keeps losing, RichRod is losing his cool, players are making noise about leaving and former players are dissing their alma mater on the record. Former Michigan star and Heisman Trophy winner Desmond Howard laid the ...

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Well That's Random
Well That's Random

chimprage chimprage posted 11/19/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

You're at your high school pep rally waiting for some modern-day Fonz to hilariously break it up with some hijinks like throwing the thumbs up or jumping a shark when Will Smith and Tony Romo show up . The screams were ear-splitting when movie star Will Smith and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo ...

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The Curse Of The Firecrotch Jumps The Pond
The Curse Of The Firecrotch Jumps The Pond

chimprage chimprage posted 11/19/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Far be it for us to criticize someone for enjoying the sauce. Some of our "best" work has been done after enjoying numerous macrobrews. However we would think twice if we were Liverpool's Jermaine Pennant. Actually we wouldn't think at all because he's a dumbass. Pennant is determined not to ...

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Cougar Country Ain't No Joke
Cougar Country Ain't No Joke

chimprage chimprage posted 11/18/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

From Page Six : METS hottieDavid Wright is a charitable guy, but at his annual fund-raiser the other night, he was the one in need of some help. A spy at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square for his "Do the Wright Thing" event watched in shock as Wright was "mobbed by a swarm of trashy-looking ...

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Phil Jackson Is An Evil Genius
Phil Jackson Is An Evil Genius

chimprage chimprage posted 11/18/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

So let me get this straight because I'm a bit confused. Shaq never had any problems with Kobe. That whole feud was made up like a wrestling feud. According to him, Phil is the Vince McMahon of the NBA . "I think it was all designed by Phil," he said. "Because, if you think about it, Phil ...

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How About A Nice Warm Glass Of STFU?
How About A Nice Warm Glass Of STFU?

chimprage chimprage posted 11/18/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

I saw Back to School and Jeremy Trueblood is no Rodney Dangerfield. However it's easy to see why he can't get no respect. You know it's bad when the refs treat you like like your name is Stan. An interesting sidenote from the Bucs-Vikings game this past weekend. While protesting a penalty ...

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Notre Dame And Charlie Weis Deserve Each Other More Than Ever
Notre Dame And Charlie Weis Deserve Each Other More Than Ever

chimprage chimprage posted 11/17/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Don't act like a small (or large) part of you didn't smile or nod with approval when Charlie Weis was dropped like a sack of potatoes during the Michigan-Notre Dame game. Let's relive one of the few Michigan highlights from their wonderfully expensive failure of a season. Perhaps some of ...

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does Play In Philadelphia
Stupid Is As Stupid Does Play In Philadelphia

chimprage chimprage posted 11/17/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Has it come to this? Donovan McNabb is proving Bernard "The Executioner"Hopkins right. It was only last week that Bernard Hopkins called out McNabb for being weak and "crumbling under pressure". "Some people are athletes, still good, but don’t have that extra ‘I’m willing to sacrifice my life. ...

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The Raiders Should Be Very Interested In Shane Morales
The Raiders Should Be Very Interested In Shane Morales

chimprage chimprage posted 11/14/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Shane Morales, Orgeon State's "best possession receiver" (Palin shoutout to TO and Keyshawn), won't be playing this weekend against Cal due to an injured hip. He injured the hip during a goalpost dunking contest . Morales was not thrilled to be cornered by media. He said it wasn't exactly a ...

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Michael Vick's Dogs Profit From Puppy Torture
Michael Vick's Dogs Profit From Puppy Torture

chimprage chimprage posted 11/14/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

It's never pleasant whenever victims of heinous crimes decide to profit off their pain to increase their 15 minutes of fame. Most end up on daytime talk shows or Nancy Grace. Others appear on wine bottles. Just look at the former residents of Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels. Dogs rescued from ...

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I Can Finally Come Out Of The Douche Rock Closet
I Can Finally Come Out Of The Douche Rock Closet

chimprage chimprage posted 11/14/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

The weight of my secret has been weighing me down for years. Today has been a release I haven't known since ... well there's no need to get into my masturbatory habits while blogging in my parents' basement. Not that I do that. I'm trying to avoid concentrated evil and blindness. Last week was ...

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Shane Battier Loves His Technology
Shane Battier Loves His Technology

chimprage chimprage posted 11/14/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Is it much of a suprise that Shane Battier loves gadgets? Check out this Digital Cribs show where Shane goes through all the techno-knick-knacks he's got around his house. You know you are jealous. This is all done for the Digital Cribs "Heaven or Hell" contest put on by Cisco where you record ...

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We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas
We've Tried Nothing And We're All Out Of Ideas

chimprage chimprage posted 11/14/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

It's official this time. Hollywood really is out of ideas. Will Smith's kid is starring in a remake of the Karate Kid and now Ridley Scott is directing a movie based on Monopoly . Yes, we're talking about the board game. Ridley Scott is officially attached to direct the Hasbro-Universal ...

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Shaq Now Free To Stalk
Shaq Now Free To Stalk

chimprage chimprage posted 11/13/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Alexis Miller, an aspiring Atlanta rapper known as Maryjane, who had a restraining order out on Shaquille O'Neil for stalking and threatening bodily harm has withdrawn said order . She requested the order due to what she said were threatening phone calls and emails that Shaq sent to her, one ...

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Gymkhana Is One Wild "Sport"
Gymkhana Is One Wild "Sport"

chimprage chimprage posted 11/13/2008 from www.deuceofdavenport.com

Ken Block has some mad drifting skills. This might be the greatest driving demonstration I've ever seen. Apparently Gymkhana is "an automotive sport that takes place on an open field or parking lot and requires drivers to skillfully maneuver their cars around a series of cones, slaloms, ...

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