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The Undrafted Free Agent writes LeBron an open-letter,
pleading him to stop doing what he does after
each dunk.
Because Hollinger, Rotoworld, Sports Guy, SI and Chad
Ford haven't covered the "breakout players" for the 08-09
season enough, I offer my own take. Although mine is slightly different. This isn't so much about who is going to break out and put up a huge year, but about guys who will be vastly more i
On Wednesday, Adam "Pacman" Jones went to work
on his letter -- which explains the changes he
has made and why he should be reinstated -- to Roger Goodell. The Undrafted Free Agent has obtained an original copy of the message[1], mailed yesterday, from an anonymous source close to the Commissioner's Office.
After failing in Athens, (the team formerly known
as) the Dream Team was given a new moniker:
the "Redeem Team." For over a fortnight, their fans and fellow countrymen have to endure the worst nickname ever. On a personal note, temptation to papercut my eyelids grows with each repetition of that evil name. As a preventative measure, I brainstormed some new options for nickname-loving fans.
I, like President Bush, was one of one
billion fans who chose to watch the "Redeem Team"
take on Yao Ming and his Chinese brethren. The United States won by an unknown (to me) final score. I, like President Bush, stopped watching when the game was over instead of when the game was officially over. There were a few thoughts -- recurring themes, if you will -- that kept coming to mind...
The Packers have agreed to trade their future
Hall-of-Fame quarterback to the New York Jets, FOXSports.com has
learned.
The Madison Mallards, a minor league baseball team
in the midsts of a playoff push, are willing
to win at all costs. The Mallards, in what is being considered an unprecedented move, have offered a contract to a former star: Gary Coleman of Different Strokes fame.
The relationship between Manny and the Red Sox
has ended. As with any nasty breakup, both sides
will try to paint the other as the bad guy. Manny had his turn yesterday, saying the Red Sox were a bunch of backstabbers. No word from the team. I can only imagine what the writers, who no longer rely on Manny for interviews, will have to say...
China brought out all the stops for the
opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. The country's most
famous director, Zhang Yimou, spent three years designing a 10,000-man production that was to encompass 5,000 years of Chinese history. The entire show was to be a grand surprise, a secret. That is, until those pesky South Koreans got involved
What makes a linebacker good? Good tackling ability?
Quality recognition skills? Speed? A combination of all three?
Linebackers: An Assembly Guide helps break down the skills and expectations of a well-rounded linebackers.
Every summer, the NBA gathers its rookies together
for a publicity photo shoot, and every summer, I
become more and more convinced the photographers try to make the pictures fun creating awkward poses. This year, the rookies -- especially Joe Alexander -- are hilarious as ever.
Two West Virginia basketball players, both 20, were
willing to suffer through a Pirates baseball game. That
is, if they were able to taste the sweet victory of beer. Unfortunately for Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman, the police caught on. Things went down hill from there.
Shea Stadium is as dangerous as ever: Another
fan fell off the escalator, leading to serious injuries.
Man, riding on the handrails might not have been a great idea. Here at the Undrafted Free Agent, little sympathy is spared for stupidity. As such, we have created a t-shirt for similar-minded Mets fans. Enjoy.
Days after Josh Childress shook the basketball landscape
by signing with Greek powerhouse Olympiakos, another up-and-comer is
fielding offers from European clubs.
Germany clinched its first Olympic birth since 1992
on Sunday with a win over Puerto Rico. Surely,
Dirk Nowitzki and native American turned German Chris Kaman were thrilled. For Dirk, his emotions led him to tears.
Are you having trouble drawing fans to your
football games? Do you want to create a connection
with the fans while building team chemistry? Would you like to gain a better understanding of the business of college football? Well, if you are play for Western Kentucky's football team, selling tickets door-to-door is for you!
Who would threaten a pregnant women? If she
is carrying Jonathan Papelbon's baby and is his wife,
a small minority of Yankee fans would. Or, at the very least, they would create a situation that makes her feel threatened. That's what happened during MLB's All-Star parade. Now, we have video of some of the remarks directed at the couple.
Last night's All-Star game was the longest in
MLB history, clocking in at 4 hours and 50
minutes. The Undrafted Free Agent has 10 things you could have done instead of watching the entire game. By the 14th
The year is 2021. Our play begins in
a Milwaukee therapist's office with Matt Hart, the now
sixteen-year old son of Milwaukee Brewer Corey Hart. Hart is discussing his growing addiction. Let's join them mid-conversation.
After seeing all these bullies pick on Brett
Favre, I decided to channel my inner Chris Crocker
and tell you all to leave Brett alone!
















Dear LeBron James...