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Dear LeBron James...
The Undrafted Free Agent writes LeBron an open-letter, pleading him to stop doing what he does after each dunk.
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NBA players to watch out for this season
Because Hollinger, Rotoworld, Sports Guy, SI and Chad Ford haven't covered the "breakout players" for the 08-09 season enough, I offer my own take. Although mine is slightly different. This isn't so much about who is going to break out and put up a huge year, but about guys who will be vastly more i
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 Pacman's Reinstatement Letter Leaked!
Pacman's Reinstatement Letter Leaked!
On Wednesday, Adam "Pacman" Jones went to work on his letter -- which explains the changes he has made and why he should be reinstated -- to Roger Goodell. The Undrafted Free Agent has obtained an original copy of the message[1], mailed yesterday, from an anonymous source close to the Commissioner's Office.
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 10 Nicknames to Replace the "Redeem Team"
10 Nicknames to Replace the "Redeem Team"
After failing in Athens, (the team formerly known as) the Dream Team was given a new moniker: the "Redeem Team." For over a fortnight, their fans and fellow countrymen have to endure the worst nickname ever. On a personal note, temptation to papercut my eyelids grows with each repetition of that evil name. As a preventative measure, I brainstormed some new options for nickname-loving fans.

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 The "Redeem Team" Beats China: Irrational Hate, Truth, and a Five-Point Summary
The "Redeem Team" Beats China: Irrational Hate, Truth, and a Five-Point Summary
I, like President Bush, was one of one billion fans who chose to watch the "Redeem Team" take on Yao Ming and his Chinese brethren. The United States won by an unknown (to me) final score. I, like President Bush, stopped watching when the game was over instead of when the game was officially over. There were a few thoughts -- recurring themes, if you will -- that kept coming to mind...
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 Brett Favre Traded to the Jets
Brett Favre Traded to the Jets
The Packers have agreed to trade their future Hall-of-Fame quarterback to the New York Jets, FOXSports.com has learned.
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 Gary Coleman to Play Minor League Baseball?
Gary Coleman to Play Minor League Baseball?
The Madison Mallards, a minor league baseball team in the midsts of a playoff push, are willing to win at all costs. The Mallards, in what is being considered an unprecedented move, have offered a contract to a former star: Gary Coleman of Different Strokes fame.
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 Manny Ramirez Hates Troops, Kids With Cancer!
Manny Ramirez Hates Troops, Kids With Cancer!
The relationship between Manny and the Red Sox has ended. As with any nasty breakup, both sides will try to paint the other as the bad guy. Manny had his turn yesterday, saying the Red Sox were a bunch of backstabbers. No word from the team. I can only imagine what the writers, who no longer rely on Manny for interviews, will have to say...
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 Olympic Opening Ceremony Is No Longer Ancient Chinese Secret
Olympic Opening Ceremony Is No Longer Ancient Chinese Secret
China brought out all the stops for the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. The country's most famous director, Zhang Yimou, spent three years designing a 10,000-man production that was to encompass 5,000 years of Chinese history. The entire show was to be a grand surprise, a secret. That is, until those pesky South Koreans got involved
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 Linebackers: An Assembly Guide
Linebackers: An Assembly Guide
What makes a linebacker good? Good tackling ability? Quality recognition skills? Speed? A combination of all three? Linebackers: An Assembly Guide helps break down the skills and expectations of a well-rounded linebackers.

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 This Year in Hilariously Awkward NBA Photo Shoots: Rookie Edition
This Year in Hilariously Awkward NBA Photo Shoots: Rookie Edition
Every summer, the NBA gathers its rookies together for a publicity photo shoot, and every summer, I become more and more convinced the photographers try to make the pictures fun creating awkward poses. This year, the rookies -- especially Joe Alexander -- are hilarious as ever.
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Two WV Basketball Players Arrested at Pirates Game
Two West Virginia basketball players, both 20, were willing to suffer through a Pirates baseball game. That is, if they were able to taste the sweet victory of beer. Unfortunately for Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman, the police caught on. Things went down hill from there.
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 Great T-Shirt for Evil-Minded Mets Fans!
Great T-Shirt for Evil-Minded Mets Fans!
Shea Stadium is as dangerous as ever: Another fan fell off the escalator, leading to serious injuries. Man, riding on the handrails might not have been a great idea. Here at the Undrafted Free Agent, little sympathy is spared for stupidity. As such, we have created a t-shirt for similar-minded Mets fans. Enjoy.
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 NBA Free Agent X: "Europe is a Possibility"
NBA Free Agent X: "Europe is a Possibility"
Days after Josh Childress shook the basketball landscape by signing with Greek powerhouse Olympiakos, another up-and-comer is fielding offers from European clubs.
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 Dirk is a Victorious Crybaby and an Olympian
Dirk is a Victorious Crybaby and an Olympian
Germany clinched its first Olympic birth since 1992 on Sunday with a win over Puerto Rico. Surely, Dirk Nowitzki and native American turned German Chris Kaman were thrilled. For Dirk, his emotions led him to tears.
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 WKU Football Team Goes Door-to-Door Selling Tickets
WKU Football Team Goes Door-to-Door Selling Tickets
Are you having trouble drawing fans to your football games? Do you want to create a connection with the fans while building team chemistry? Would you like to gain a better understanding of the business of college football? Well, if you are play for Western Kentucky's football team, selling tickets door-to-door is for you!
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Video: Papelbon and Wife Threatened By New York Fans
Who would threaten a pregnant women? If she is carrying Jonathan Papelbon's baby and is his wife, a small minority of Yankee fans would. Or, at the very least, they would create a situation that makes her feel threatened. That's what happened during MLB's All-Star parade. Now, we have video of some of the remarks directed at the couple.
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 What You Could Have Done With the 4 Hours and 50 Minutes You Spent Watching an Exhibition Baseball Game
What You Could Have Done With the 4 Hours and 50 Minutes You Spent Watching an Exhibition ...
Last night's All-Star game was the longest in MLB history, clocking in at 4 hours and 50 minutes. The Undrafted Free Agent has 10 things you could have done instead of watching the entire game. By the 14th

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 From Beer Bath to Addiction: A Short Play
From Beer Bath to Addiction: A Short Play
The year is 2021. Our play begins in a Milwaukee therapist's office with Matt Hart, the now sixteen-year old son of Milwaukee Brewer Corey Hart. Hart is discussing his growing addiction. Let's join them mid-conversation.
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 Leave Brett Alone!
Leave Brett Alone!
After seeing all these bullies pick on Brett Favre, I decided to channel my inner Chris Crocker and tell you all to leave Brett alone!

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