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" I've had naked Cloris Leachman and naked
Brent Musberger in my head for a better part
of the last hour and I think it's only fair you have it too."
Lizzy has a tough time reconciling the Yankees'
crazed off season spending spree with NYC's record homeless
population or $480 million in public funding for the new Steinbrenner stadium. While she writes that she's "through with baseball", I hope this only an MLB boycott.
The True Meaning of Christmas: AKA He Wouldn't Shut Up, So I Got His Ass Pregnant... AKA Another ...
Fitted Sweats' Jeff Johnson came for the Bills/Jets
game, but stayed for the Joe Pesci-on-Joe Pesci homoeroticism.
ever wonder what happened to the third guy
on the podium with Tommy Smith and John Carlos
in Mexico City? Me neither, not until now, anyway.
"Kickball is one of those fantastic American things
– like high school football marching bands and Title
IX and garbage disposal units – that Americans don't realise are wonderful and thus never try to export. Instead they try to export gridiron, which is pointless if you've got rugby."
Amanda Cobra consider's the plight of the '08
Cowboys. "Come on, let's make this season Pyromania and
not Animalize. "
series preview by David Raposa : "I will
cross my fingers, hold my nose, give the gasface
to a 100-win team and hope that it’s BOSTON IN FIVE. Yes, with Dice-K on the mound for the deciding game. I also have all kinds of bridges and magic beans for sale, if you’re interested."
Former Vikes/Fins/Raiders QB calls it quits : "I
have been strongly encouraged to continue to be patient
and wait for an inevitable injury to one of the league's starting qb's. I would rather shut the door to such ‘opportunity’ than wait for one of my fellow quarterbacks to suffer serious injury."
"he’s most definitely a player you don’t want
to rub the wrong way. What stimulates Grant Clitsome?
What gets Clitsome all worked up?" Dave Lozo considers the case of Syracuse Crunch (AHL) D Grant C., who going by the boy-named-sue logic, must be some kinda tough customer.
Surely there's an off-shore betting site taking action
on the first time instant replay is employed in
MLB?
McBias, justifiably excited over....uh, the best basketball game
some of us have ever seen in the month
of August? "I am really happy the US won…but before we get overconfident, let’s remember we played Australia without Bogut, Argentina without Ginobili, and Spain without Calderon for much of all three games. The world has caught up–it’s no longer up for debate." Amen.
I saw former Met David Newhan do...well, not
an awful lot of anything at Triple A Round
Rock this season. Metradamus takes the opportunity of Newhan's first big league HR of 2008 to ask WTF? Well, not in those exact words. "Now he comes to Shea as an Astro and he's Wade &^#%$@ Boggs.?"
No Mas' Dave "Large" Larzelere considers the pros
and cons of the Boss providing the halftime entertainment
at next February's Super Bowl. "Springsteen has written and spoken for the most desperate and lost among us, those who dwell in a forgotten America, mangled and bitter, clinging at the edge of town to some semblance of a life worth leading in the cruelest and most unrelenting of times"
"At that point, it was 8 pm EST,
and “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry” was
starting on HBO. My wife and I had not seen this movie yet…and it was the first time it was on HBO…and, well, Pavano was looking shaky (and that’s being polite)…so, I switched off the game." Hey, I don't care if Mussolini's on the mound . I Now Pronounce You As Having Lousy Taste In Movies.
in the light of the 2000 stabbing deaths
of LFC fans Christopher Loftus and Kevin Speight, WSC
considers whether or not Harry Kewell ought to feel badly over his move to Galatasary.
SNY on former Shea Stadium organist, Jane Jarvis,
93 years old, and hoping current Mets ownership invites
her to a game before the building is reduced to rubble.
former Dodgers GM Paul De Podesta on Greg
Maddux's latest achievement.
the late broadcaster Myron Cope's rapping skills fell
somewhere between those of David Faustino and MC Paul
Barman.
It would be unfair to say Brian Sabean
would prefer you not read this. There's no reason
to believe the Giants GM is anything other than a staunch supporter of your first amendment rights.
CG's Josh Wilker will be waxing poetic about
Gorman Thomas tomorrow on Wisconsin Public Radio. I don't
know about you, but this is precisely why I'd like to pay even more tax dollars towards public broadcasting.











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