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Tony Romo, following the embarrassing loss to the
Eagles, collapsed in the shower due to a rib
injury. But something is fishy about this story. Was he shanked by Roy Williams? The Dallas Cowboys locker room is so divided that it turned into a real-life version of the prison scenes from Half Baked.
The post-Heisman thank you note sent from Oklahoma's
Sam Bradford to insane former winner, Billy Sims.
Here's my suggestion of how can we build
up OJ Simpson's reputation again. It's time for The
Juice to start gaining some favor back with the American public. College football fans are fickle enough and easily swayed. The BCS needs to be replaced by the OrenthalCS.
With all of the firings going on in
the college and professional football coaching world, former West
Canaan High School Coyotes coach, Bud Kilmer, drops by to help set the record straight.
In "honor" of Chiefs RB, Larry Johnson, getting
in trouble for spitting on a woman at a
nightclub (his 4th issue with women in the past 5 years), a post showcasing the finest spitting performances in the history of the world.
Quick! Name the player who holds the NCAA
record for career points and rushing touchdowns and is
also 5th all-time in rushing yards? Unless you are a college football junkie, you have long since forgotten about the man who holds these records...Miami University's own Travis Prentice.
Does anyone else just think that "travel" is
an excuse to bail on a turd of a
Sunday Night Football game? I do.
Using what we know now, through 5 weeks
of the NFL season, how should your fantasy football
draft have really gone?
Kurt Warner is a Ned Flanders living in
a Krusty The Clown world. We all want the
fully loaded Canyonero and to freebase crushed-up moon rocks while he prays for all of our souls. It makes me sick. And I'm going to Hell because of it.
No one is talking about this at all...likely
due to fear. But, this Sunday, the Dallas Metroplex
will never be the same. For one day, the evil forces of Cedric Benson, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, and Pacman Jones will all meet on the same field at the same time. My God have mercy on us all.
Greenberg gets smugger and smugger every segment. The
guy is just waiting to go mainstream and you
can feel it through your radio. Golic's voice gets higher and he tells stranger stories every day. In short, they've forgotten what got them popular in exchange for a little ego stroking.
One blogger's rant regarding the inadequacies of almost
everyone's favorite sport. The South isn't going to like
this.
As a tribute to those that lost their
lives on 9/11 7 years ago, I honor their
memory by discussing...really fat head football coaches? I will be looking at the college and professional ranks for my thesis on gluttony. Oh yeah, and they are going to be judged using the Richter Scale.
I hadn't really watched the show in over
a decade but I noticed that the panel really
hadn't changed at all. The same exact faces that I grew up with their story but something didn't feel right about it. Maybe that was the problem because the show that I once loved as a kid, is abysmal to watch now.
Watching last nights new episode of Iron Chef
America , something struck me as odd. You see,
one of the guest judges was none other than former WWE Champion, Batista. They really gave no explanation regarding why he was chosen other than "he's a big fan of the show". Did Bobby Flay get beaten down?
Former Michigan, NY Giants, and Raiders RB, Tyrone
Wheatley, has resurfaced in the football world. Well, if
you consider Ada, OH or the campus of Ohio Northern University to be the football world.
I will be eulogizing each Yankee that played
a significant role in the team's demise. Almost everyone
in the organization has left some sort of bad taste in my mouth over the course of this season and today I'm granting myself carte blanche to pin-point my favorite memories of these underachievers.
Jim Tressel just doesn't care if his players
drive drunk.
The Epic Carnival preview for the 2008 Colts.



















Tony Romo Is Fully Baked