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Take that Yankees! John Smoltz to the Red
Sox. Wooo doggie! The biggest big game pitcher is
coming to Beantown baby! I’ve been waiting for something like this. Anticipating for something like this. Raising my basal metabolic rating for something like this.
Sean Avery says some things, he's out of
hockey. Jarkko Ruutu bites somebody, he ain't. How's that
work again?
Arkansas just beat number seven ranked Texas the
other night. They just beat number four ranked Oklahoma
the other other night. They have extended their winning streak to ten games for the first time since the 1994-95 season. The Hogs head into the SEC season at 12-1.
Like Savoir Faire, this story is everywhere. And
like Klondike Kat, we bloggers always get our mouse.
We tear those mieces to pieces. If there’s one mouse who desrves it, it’s this mouse.
I said some nice things about DJ Augustin
earlier today. I take them back now. Every word.
Every syllable. Every consonant. Every Vowel.
First thing first. I’ll never blame a guy
for trying to get paid. Like my main men
Eric B and Rakim always say, “Gotta get paid in full.”
The world loves a winner. Pittsburgh’s winning again.
Tony Kornheiser is penguin dancing again. The world loves
Sidney Crosby again.
From bad to worse. Gilbert Arenas must be
rolling around in his grave. Just seven wins. Only
the Oklahoma City Thunder have less wins. And you know what? The Thunder are better than the Wiz right now.
Everybody’s down on the Celtics. Everybody’s going to
town on the Celtics. Not so Sweet Georgia Brown
on the Celtics. Relax. Frankie Goes To Hollywood style.
Only three other players in major league history
played for the winning team in the World Series
and began the following season for the team they beat in said World Series.
I’m saying what Herm Edwards is saying. I’m
saying you play to win the games. Now, how
can you win, if you don’t play? How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat? The world may never know.
This is what the brain trust over at
the Versus Network came up with? Show Us Your
V? No wonder nobody knows where the hell to find them on their TV dial.
Dickie V to the NBA? Awesome baby! I
may be in the minority here. Heck, I may
even be the only one. The eua de colognely one. I don’t care.
Just Tuhrrable. As soon as I saw this
on my TMZ, I started typing my little fingers
to the bone. Typing to beat the big guys to it.
More sloppy seconds. All the news you need.
Coast to coasta, New York Posta. From today’s Page
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Unbeatable? What say you Tyrese Rice? Hells no!
The Tar Heels previously won all thirteen of its
games by double-figure margins. The Tar heels previously had a scoring average of 94.8 points per game. Like Chad Pennington, they ain’t pretty no more.
Bloggers are having a field day. From Sports
By Brooks to Deadspin to Awful Annouincing to Midwest
Sports Fans. It’s open season on Jay Mariotti. Welcome back Jay.
Crab Dribbling? All the kids are saying it.
But what the heck is it? Those who’ll tell
don’t know. Those who know won’t tell. It seems only Lebron himself really knows.
Defense! Defense! Push ‘em hard. Drag ‘em back.
Hey defense, don’t cut ‘em any slack! Ed Reed
didn’t cut ‘em any slack yeterday. Assante Samuel didn’t cut ‘em any slack yesterday.
Remember you said, “This Pennington’s a good fighter,
pretty good-lookin’ kid.” Well, he ain’t pretty no more.




















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