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Holy Shit, check this Eer
Holy Shit, check this Eer

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/18/2008 from loserswithsocks.com

I am speechless. I thought that Bammers were the most delusional fanbase…they are not even close to West Virginia fans. This Rich Rod to Michigan and WVU reminds me of the movie Fatal Attraction...

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Guys Who Started Website Kissing Suzy Kolber Blog Arrested For Running Prostitution Ring
Guys Who Started Website Kissing Suzy Kolber Blog Arrested For Running Prostitution Ring

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/15/2008 from www.barstoolsports.com

Longtime Stoolies know that we generally don’t break news stories here. We just make crude unfunny jokes and post pictures of hot chicks and youtube videos. But from time to time we get a tip on a story and break it ourselves. This is one of those times. I’m not sure how many people have heard of the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber. It’s actually a pretty funny site and fairly well known...
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I'm Sorry, Serena Williams
I'm Sorry, Serena Williams

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/11/2008 from kissmesuzy.blogspot.com

I was sorry, Serena Williams, to learn this morning that you were dumped by your boyfriend. Brad Maynard was reading Deadspin to me this morning, and I couldn't feel worse for you. I know what it's like to be with someone that you open up your pants heart to, only to have it crushed and mangled, as if it was being dragged over a cobblestone road through a town square. I feel bad. And I'm ...

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YOU GET YOUR ASS TO MEXICO SO I CAN FINISH MY BRISKET!!!!!
YOU GET YOUR ASS TO MEXICO SO I CAN FINISH MY BRISKET!!!!!

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/8/2008 from kissmesuzy.blogspot.com

(door flies open) Jerry: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW!!!! FINALLY! A day for the ol’ Double-J to have to himself! And I know exactly what I’m gonna do. I’mma sit at my extremely long desk, a desk that needed to be hoisted right into this here office before the ceiling was put in, and enjoy this delicious brisket sandwich from Black’s. My goodness, do you ever look delicious, my darlin’. ...

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It’s-A Me, Salvatore!
It’s-A Me, Salvatore!

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/7/2008 from kissmesuzy.blogspot.com

Ay, it’s-a you! Look-a at you, with-a the funny face! (pinches your cheek) You look-a so good! And your wife! She is a-ravishing! I put-a my Genoa salami in her cioppino, yes? Bellisima! (licks your wife’s face) What is this-a you bring me? A Yellow Tail a-wine? Oh, this-a no good. This shit. I pour it down the sink or use it as a-rat poison...

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Another Reason To Hate The Pats

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/7/2008 from realclearsports.com

Yet another reason to hate the Patriots...

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The Show: Midwest-style

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/7/2008 from www.on205th.com

We loves us some Melissa Midwest..
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The Show: Midwest-style

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Thanks, Suckers!
Thanks, Suckers!

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 1/4/2008 from kissmesuzy.blogspot.com

Suck it, fuck-oes! I lack class, ethics, hygiene, tact, diction and people who love me but one thing I don't is a Coach of the Year Award. It feels so good in my bindle. All the other guys down at the train yard will be jealous of my big trophy. I wonder how it'll burn in a big metal trash can? Mumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumblemumble...

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Party Includes Billy Joel, Busting Beer Bottles Over Head

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 12/28/2007 from www.bustedcoverage.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAuN2KyAElQ This one is hard to watch. And it’s not because guys are purposely taking beer bottles to the head. Turn up the sound and catch what music is on at this sausage party. Billy “Fucking” Joel! These guys are on track to never...

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Holiday wonderment abounds...
Holiday wonderment abounds...

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 12/18/2007 from kissmesuzy.blogspot.com

I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish . Maj says it's utter bunk, but maybe he just doesn't want to claim God's linebacker. Nonetheless, it says so right on his Wikipedia bio -- so it must be true. Happy Hanukkah, Ray. Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.

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The Red Sox Mitchell Report Mystery

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 12/18/2007 from www.intentionalfoul.com

Were the Boston Red Sox behind the Mitchell report? Carl seems to think so...

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ESPN Ranks the NFL Quarterbacks

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 12/13/2007 from www.intentionalfoul.com

As we are in the grips of an entertaining NFL season, there are a lot of stories being followed. First and foremost is whether or not the New England Patriots can go undefeated, which is followed closely by the whether or not the Miami Dolphins will finish the season with a perfect record as well: 0-16. Question: If we call a team with no losses “undefeated,” do we call teams ...

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'TIS THE SEASON FOR CHRISTMAS BONERS

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 12/5/2007 from www.withleather.com

This is goddam brilliant. This interactive WAG-vent calendar was created by Fan Banta (not to be confused with Ban Fanta, which is how I felt after seeing these commercials ) for the soccer fan who also happens to enjoy the wives and girlfriends of footballers. Just like a real Advent calendar, you get a new piece of sweet, sweet candy every day, and I don't know why you're still ...

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NEW FAVORITE SPORT: POLE-A-PALOOZA

sportsgirl sportsgirl posted 11/20/2007 from www.withleather.com

Today marks the fullest evolution of With Leather's ideal of sporting contests: Pole-A-Palooza, an athletic contest to determine the greatest pole dancer in all the land. FOXNews has the hard-hitting report: The packed JET night club in the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on Tuesday hosted 25 bikini-clad contestants who showed that it takes not only beauty but incredible strength to be ...
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NEW FAVORITE SPORT: POLE-A-PALOOZA