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Footage of LeBron James' photo shoot for the
November 2007 issue of Men's Health.
There’s no reason to even have a season
any more since NBA 2k8 has done all the
work for us . Below is a clip from your 2008 NBA Finals with the San Antonio Spurs and Boston Celtics. Also included on the site is Kobe torching the Warriors for 100 points. Not included: Kobe punching Kwame Brown in the groin for dropping an easy pass for a lay-up.
Philadelphia may not have the winningest sports teams
or the best architectural design, but hold your heads
high today Philadelphians because you’re America’s ugliest city ! Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.
What would Peyton Manning be without football? This
kid. You see it. You know you see it.
There's frankly no better way to celebrate after
a hard fought win on the Rugby field than
to wave your penis around in a circular motion. Kind of NWS...watch the right side of the screen. Now that's what sports is all about: Rhythmically shaking your genitals in front of a live camera. At least, that's what sports should be about.
A monkey that plays tennis and bowls? How
can this possibly be bad?
One of the finer midget combat videos we've
ever had here comes to us from our handsome
and virile reader Joe. To celebrate this weekend's UFC event on Spike, in this clip, two midgets fight in something that looks like a cockfighting ring. You've got to hand it to Chuck-Liddell-In-A-Dryer. He just wanted it more.
Did you know there's a world championship for
Beards and Mustaches? Okay, maybe you did. But did
you know it was THIS PAST WEEKEND?! F the NFL, this is what sports is all about.
In a display called "disgusting" by some but
called entertaining by me (even though I couldn't see
it live because Time Warner is run by homosexuals and Pagans), here's the footage from Saturday night's UFC 74 Pay-Per-View of Renato "Babalu" Sobral choking out a bloodied David Heath (who completely passes out as a result) after he'd already tapped out.
Dogs + surfing = Adorable and athletic. In
this post about the Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf
Dog Competition, some dogs surf. Pretty straightforward. (w/ video)
I'm not sure what to think about this
clip featuring a midget and two normal sized people
wrestling around in a pool of shaving cream. I'm really not sure what's going on. Or why I'm so hard right now. Needless to say, we should probably move on.
Penn All-Ivy TE Chris Mizell is currently out
there in the rough world of professional football trying
to make a name after going undrafted this year. He's also got a blog up and, in addition to being an all-around funny and intelligent guy, Mizell's chronicling his tryouts and tribulations.
The mascot. The one dancing around during intermissions,
throwing things into the crowd, not wearing pants. Sometimes
he competes in a race and gets beaten by Randall Simon. Sometimes he's in a Sportscenter commercial with his similarly baseball-headed family. But based on the most beloved mascots, what would the perfect baseball mascot look like? Through the wonders of science, we now know.
As professional wrestling seems to go through dark
times, let's remember some of the amazing things that
made us all love or, at least, tolerate wrestling at one point in our lives. Through midgets. (video)
The NBA released the schedule for next season
on Thursday, highlighted by match-ups involving teams of tall
gentlemen playing a game invented by a Canadian. But which games should you etch into your calendar because, frankly, you have nothing better to do in August than plan which regular season basketball games to watch?
Filed under "News of the Sexy Unless It's
Shelly Smith," according to today's Gatecrasher in the NY
Daily News, some female sports journalist is getting a little frisky with some of the athletes she's covering, either via ball-gropery or straight-up journalist-on-athlete sex.
So I click on the "Earn Your Stripes"
ad, fully prepared to finally have Tony the Tiger
respect me, the opportunity I've always wanted. I enter the Earn Your Stripes page. Instead of the world of sugar coated whimsy I was so hoping for, I'm surrounded by little awkward-looking kids talking about sports and a video newscast hosted by some gay little ethnically ambiguous boy, Adam.
(VIDEO INSIDE) Here's a midget competing in powerlifting,
presumably lifting a Midget World Record of approximately 263
ounces. Ah the sheer joy in this little arms makes me wonder: Why don't I punch midgets more?
While Andy Samberg is out shilling his comedy
Hot Rod, it turns out that the world of
jumping over large objects in vehicles is much less humorous than you might believe. And the guys are much less adorable than Andy Samberg too. The yin to Samberg's yang is a documentary called Hell Drivers, the story of several of these stuntmen and their pretty depressing lives and awful beards.
TULSA -- In the wake of the death
of Tulsa Drillers coach Mike Coolbaugh, struck in the
head by an errant line drive, FOX's famous talking baseball Scooter D. Baseball is being sought for questioning by local police.




LeBron James behind the scenes at Men's Health (video)