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The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin!
The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin!

themightymjd themightymjd posted 16 days ago from sports.yahoo.com

It's a little golden piece of history. Favre is the first and only member of the 300 interception club, and you can get this coin now to complete your collection!

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Other job titles considered for 'Director of Responsibility'
Other job titles considered for 'Director of Responsibility'

themightymjd themightymjd posted 9/18/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

1. Handcuff Avoidance Technician 2. Supervisor of Getting Your Drunk Heiney Home 3. The Guy We Hired Because Your Father Didn't Do His Job

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Stuff You Need: NFL Foamheads
Stuff You Need: NFL Foamheads

themightymjd themightymjd posted 8/4/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

The NFL season is nearly upon us, and it's time to start thinking about what you're going to wear on your head to make your wife look at you like an idiot, or to annoy the person sitting behind at you at games. Fortunately, the NFL has provided an ideal solution for both scenarios in the form of their foamhead series available at NFLShop.com.

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The inevitable evil of training camp fights
The inevitable evil of training camp fights

themightymjd themightymjd posted 8/4/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Coaches need to put the Ron Burgundy rule into effect for training camp fights: Absolutely, positively, no touching of the face. And we should also probably keep tridents out of the mix.

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The cock nosetackle, and why he's not such a bad guy
The cock nosetackle, and why he's not such a bad guy

themightymjd themightymjd posted 8/4/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

During last night's game, I thought I heard John Madden refer to someone as a "cock nosetackle." Madden (at least the TV version of him) has always been a rather clean-mouthed fellow, so I did a bit of a double-take. A DVR rewind confirmed it. Madden called someone a cock nosetackle.

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Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week
Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week

themightymjd themightymjd posted 7/29/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

In case you weren't aware -- and if you weren't, I don't know why you're refusing to take part in the best things in life -- we're in the middle of Shark Week. Well, The Corner is not going to stand idly by while everyone else nibbles at the delicious chum. As Shutdown Corner's contribution, here's a list of 4 NFL'ers who might survive a shark attack.

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Shutdown Eleven: Non-NFL athletes who would excel in the NFL
Shutdown Eleven: Non-NFL athletes who would excel in the NFL

themightymjd themightymjd posted 6/27/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Shutdown Corner is giddy to present its list of 11 non-NFL athletes who would have excelled in a career in professional football. The world is filled with phenomenal athletes, and regrettably, many deserving ones will be left off this list. There are a lot of sports in the world. A lot of them, I don't watch. I am limited by my own insular experiences as a sports fan.

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Some lucky lady will get to rub tummies with Warren Sapp
Some lucky lady will get to rub tummies with Warren Sapp

themightymjd themightymjd posted 6/26/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

One lucky twinkle-toed gal out there will get the Warren Sapp experience up close. Sapp told the St. Petersburg Times that he'll be accepting an offer to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.

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Commissioner Goodell, Pacman Jones is on line two for you
Commissioner Goodell, Pacman Jones is on line two for you

themightymjd themightymjd posted 5/20/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Pacman: I saw you on TV the other day. You were talking about videotapes or something. Goodell: You mean Spygate? Pacman: What the hell is Spygate? Goodell: You don't know what Spygate is? Pacman: Is that one of those things you buy at the spy store, and it's a video camera that looks like a Pepsi can, and you put it in your bathroom so you can watch girls when they go in there?

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That really does look like a joint behind John Abraham's ear
That really does look like a joint behind John Abraham's ear

themightymjd themightymjd posted 5/15/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

It really, really looks like John Abraham is carrying a spliff behind his ear.

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Come on, you can't expect the Titans to smoke schwag
Come on, you can't expect the Titans to smoke schwag

themightymjd themightymjd posted 4/18/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Court documents revealed yesterday that a lowlife drug dealer admitted to selling some top-shelf marijuana to Tennessee Titans players for about $1,000 an ounce. Or close to an ounce, anyway.

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Derrick Rose got his ass whooped
Derrick Rose got his ass whooped

themightymjd themightymjd posted 4/17/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

That's why there was no press conference announcing that he was leaving. A Memphis football player kicked his ass over a girl.

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Travis Ford and the sweet nothings whispered in your ear
Travis Ford and the sweet nothings whispered in your ear

themightymjd themightymjd posted 4/17/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Coaches, don't bother telling us that you want to be here, and that you love the place. We know it's just like when a stripper says she wants us. We see right through it.

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Travis Ford gets an opportunity to shoot down Oklahoma State
Travis Ford gets an opportunity to shoot down Oklahoma State

themightymjd themightymjd posted 4/16/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Travis Ford's spent the last couple of weeks spurning advances like a Mormon girl walking through cell block 9 of Riker's, but Oklahoma State's taking a shot at him anyway.

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Ten reasons you should let your employees watch March Madness
Ten reasons you should let your employees watch March Madness

themightymjd themightymjd posted 3/19/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

This one's for the bosses out there. 7. Ask yourself two questions: What would Michael Scott do, and what would Bill Lumbergh do? And then decide which of those two you'd rather be. Michael used to gather his employees to watch Varsity Blues on Monday. Lumbergh made Peter come in on a Saturday.

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Tournament commercials that will torture you: Coke Zero

themightymjd themightymjd posted 3/19/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Two torturous ad campaigns in recent memory stand out to me: 1) The Applebee's guys singing the Gilligan's Island song, but with the lyrics changed to something about shrimp, and ... 2) The two Cingular guys, one of whom had Cingular, and thus, always had good coverage, and was kind of a dick about it. This year, Coke Zero's going to kill you.

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The 2008 NCAA tournament all-porno name team
The 2008 NCAA tournament all-porno name team

themightymjd themightymjd posted 3/17/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

THIRD TEAM: G - Desire Gabou, Western Kentucky, G - LeKendric Longmire, Oregon, F - Luis Colon, Kansas State, F - Travis Lay, American, F - Lance Stemler, Indiana. SECOND TEAM: G - Dau Jok, Oklahoma, F - Taj Finger, Stanford, F - Gyno Pomare, San Diego, F - Surry Wood, UNC, C - Longar Longar, Oklahoma And now for your starters...

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Welcome to Duke University Flopping Camp
Welcome to Duke University Flopping Camp

themightymjd themightymjd posted 3/14/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Fill out your application here.

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Are you ready for the Big Ten poetry slam?
Are you ready for the Big Ten poetry slam?

themightymjd themightymjd posted 3/13/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Through some investigative reporting, I've gotten my hands on a couple of entries. From an Illinois student: Traitor, Eric Gordon / You are a disgrace / You chose another school / So I'll throw bricks at your face / I'm mad because we suck / But my anger is not misplaced / I'm going to cut off your head / Because we need something to fill our trophy case

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A letter from Bob Knight's cat
A letter from Bob Knight's cat

themightymjd themightymjd posted 3/13/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

Do you realize, Phelps, that the whole foundation of your career as a broadcaster is that you have a highlighter that matches your tie? Does that make you feel proud? For (bleep)'s (bleep)ing sake, Phelps, please, at some point, feel free to say something that lets people know that you used to coach basketball.

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