After Tonight's Game The NBA Orders Pau Gasol To Take Gender Test

After tonight's victory for the Los Angeles Lakers over the Golden State Warriors. David Stern decides to have an NBA official determine the gender of Pau Gasol. The reason for the test, according to Stern: "This is a man's league." Stern was very upset with Gasol for three reasons—it's constant whining to the refs, it's version of the tennis grunt when taking a shot, and lastly for hanging on the rim after a dunk. Usually, the league administers a urine test and of course always with advanced notice, but Stern was too pissed off, so he decided that it was time for a surprise test for Gasol. Gasol, of course, was not too thrilled because she knew her secret would be out to the world. Of course Gasol had to begrudgingly take the gender test and when the results came, Stern was shocked to find out the truth—and of course Stern wanted answers on how it wasn't found out until now. The answer is because of the NBA's not-so-random testing he was able to pay men around his age for ... (link)