An Ode to the Dallas Cowboys

Another season has passed without even a chance, To go to the game that we call "The Big Dance"   We looked just as bad as we did in '08, Even a playoff birth would've been pretty great   But not with this team, which crumbles as fast, As the same Cowboys teams from 12 years past   Camp Cupcake has failed, yet Wade is still boss, But we'll turn this around, no matter what cost!   For Jerry's got pockets deeper than the rest, Even if all his money has not acquired the best   "That's my quarterback man," T.O. has whined, As he sneaks up to stab Romo from behind   The secret meetings, the lack of coaching, The gun in Pacman's hand is still smoking   The bad special teams, the lack of hits, The way Romo stares at Jessica's....hair   We need order, we need Ray Lewis, Anyone willing to say, "We can do this!"   There are no leaders, we have lost all hope, This team has become the ... (link)