BCS Computer Declares No One Worthy of Playing in Title Game

The BCS computer released its latest rankings on Sunday, a day after Texas Tech's horrendous loss to Oklahoma threw another wrench in the BCS cogworks, and they were blank for the first time in history. "Look, we don't feel anyone is worthy of playing in the championship game this year," said the BCS Computer in a statement to the press. "Alabama is still undefeated, but they will most likely lose to a resurgent Florida, and then who does that leave? Utah? "Please...you might as well shut me down now instead of blame me for the ratings that a BCS Championship game featuring something called the Utes will get. If Alabama wins out, maybe I'll let them have a scrimmage against themselves that we can televise. "Besides, you all spend all year complaining about my work anyway. We want playoffs this, the BCS is not programmed right that. Well, this year I have decided no one is worthy of a championship, and you all know it too. "So you all can still come down to the Orange Bowl if you want, hang out ... (link)