Big 12 Genie: Week 9

Friday means it's time to grab my cape and Magic-8 ball. Not a Robert Downey Jr 8-ball, numb nuts. Hell, I'll throw a bonus SEC pick at you right now. In a huge upset, Tennessee beats Alabama. Bama's played like crap the past few weeks, and the Vols may have finally gotten out of neutral with Nick Stephens at QB. No score from me, just the upset call. Let's get to my favorite conference, the Big 12. Texas Tech 42 Kansas 28 kU is like my brother, and has done just enough to sustain life at this point. I'm waiting for the downturn of both into an oblivion, or to Boliva for Mike Tyson fans . Texas Tech hasn't done much to impress over the past few week. With TT's offense, I'm calling a pirates win, but kU is favored. Does this count as an upset? Oklahoma 60 Kansas State 10 The Sooners are happier than a child molester on Halloween to see the Mildcats. K-State is horrendous, and Bradford, Murray, & Co. should have a huge day. Drinking in Aggieville will be at a lifetime high after this ... (link)