Published 11/22/2008
by Todd Civin
at Bleacher Report - MLB
The following Coming Attraction has been rated R, for Ramirez, by Major League Baseball.
Coming to a theatre near you this summer...
Holy Free Agent, Batman...
Wrong script, Robin...
It's a Bird...
It's a Plane....
It's Bizarro Super-Ramirez....
Circling high above Fenway Park...
They are committed to saving their fair city from a future without a Super Hero.
Ramon Ramirez stars as Super-Ramirez.
Manny Ramirez stars as Bizarro Super-Ramirez.
Watch as Bizarro Super-Ramirez hides inside the big Green Monster in left, while his alter-ego masters his craft beyond the short wall in right.
See Bizarro Super-Ramirez as he tightens his doo rag and jogs gingerly around the bases, while Super Ramon tosses aside his warm up jacket and sprints from the bullpen with wild abandon.
Cheer wildly while Bizarro Super-Ramirez cuts off errant relay throws from his long haired disciples, while Super Ramirez launches fast balls with ...
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