BLAZE LEADS BLAZE TO BIG 8-6 WIN

While the coach and the assistant coach tended to matters revolving around Mexican food and Monster Jam at the Verizon Center, Tom "Blaze" Blaser, most famous in these parts as the ill-fated Captain of the hapless Hacks golf team, took over the reins of the WYSC Girls 9-10 squad previously known as the Dreamsicles (1-1). Blaze (pictured left demonstrating to no one in particular how to shoot craps) earned Stand-In-Coach-of-the-Week honors with a tremendous performance which started when he actually found the gym. In a blockbuster 2:45 match up at Coleman Elementary against the vaunted Kase-09 (actual record unavailable at the time of publication, but rumored to be at least 1-0), Blaze, a sports aficionado with a doctorate in all things ACC, simply out coached this "Kase" guy, whoever the heck he is. Blaze got monster (jam) production from his centers and forwards who scored all four baskets. "The bigs were awesome," said Blaser. While Grave Digger was scoring a typical double-double, ... (link)