Brett Favre Calls it Quits to Bears Fans' Delight

Bears fans rejoice! Brett Favre who, for over a decade, has ripped the hearts out of our bodies and stomped on them like cigarette butts finally has called it a career. As a Bears fan, I celebrate today for many reasons.  Many of my associates live in Wisconsin, and today is a day of extraordinary doom for them.  I, being the small-minded person I am, am jumping on them.  Does that make me a lunkhead? The type of Bears meathead fan who celebrates a bad season for the Bears because they beat the Packers twice?  For one day, you bet your ass! Taking a quick look at the numbers you say to yourself that this Favre guy broke almost every single passing record in the NFL.  He started every game since people like John Candy, Ronald Reagan, and Abraham Lincoln were alive.  He led quarterbacks in numerous statistics in the late-1990s, including amount of vicodin taken in a given week.  He threw 442 touchdowns, ran for 13, and even had a 40-yard rush in ... [link]