Brett Favre: Drama Queen

In light of recent developments surrounding one of the media's most favorite players ( like, ever !), I present to you excerpts from the upcoming Brett Favre soliloquy. "Hi, I'm Brett Favre. Do I make you smile?" "Wow, people really liked how I turned my car over like a stupid tailgating teenager and came back from the dead. Maybe I can keep on playing this up." "Watch me throw that ball. Don't you see how I inspire people with those longballs? Don't you wish you could throw the way I can throw? Don't even need a playbook, Coach Holmgren just gives me something like "X42Post route" and I translate that into "ThrowdeepBrett." Sounds good to me coach." "Hey look at me running around in the Super Bowl. I love the game. Can't you see how much I love the game? No one else loves the game like I love the game." "Man, it's so hard, being addicted to painkillers. Don't you see how drugged up I am all the time? How else could I have started 420 games in a row? I can't even feel pain anymore. Except ... (link)