Brian Bannister Makes a Call to Pitchers' Help Line "Run Support"

[Begin Transcript:] Customer Service Agent: Hello, thank you for calling Run Support. Brian Bannister:  Yes, my name is Brian Bannister, and I've been having trouble with my offense lately. It's about low to medium level, but it's performing at a standard far worse than that. Customer Service Agent:  I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Bannister.  Do you recall the last time you had this problem? Brian Bannister: Yes, last night, at around 7:10 Central Time. Customer Service Agent: Can you describe the nature of the offense? Brian Bannister: Yes, I allowed only one earned run, but lost the game. Customer Service Agent: You say one earned run, Mr. Bannister, were there any unearned runs? Brian Bannister: Yes, one. Customer Service Agent: And how much support did your offense give you? Brian Bannister: They scored one run in the first. Customer Service Agent: Ah, well it seems that your trouble is defense, let me transfer you to the "good defense" department. Brian ... (link)