The Cincinnati Bengals will have a new player on the field Sunday.
Chad Johnson has been replaced with Chad Ocho-Cinco.
Of course we all know it will be the same Chad "Trash Talking", "I wanna be traded", "I wont play for the Bengal's", "I will not attend any Bengal's functions,mandatory or voluntary", "I never said i was actually giving away that Lexus", "Those free trips to Hawaii and Europe were just for fun", "Marvin Lewis copied my list idea", "They can't win a super bowl without me", they have not won a Super Bowl with me, Johnson
Wow, if we really called him what he was, he would have to wear a bed sheet.
Of course, for Chad, he wouldn't even suit up if its under 600 thread count.
Ocho-Cinco, "8-5" in Spanish.
Lets run the numbers:
Only two times during the day Chad is committed to the Bengals?
Number of times traded in number of years.
Dyslexic number of catch's he will make this season?
Number of time's he will disrespect his ...
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You want to know why it sucks to be a Bengals fan?
thermocaster.com 9/5/2008 —
We give you this list, and show you why we’re the most tragic franchise in sports (yes, I say we. When you pay for twenty years of tickets, suffer loss after loss, you can say we too).
Reasons in just this offseason? Right here , here , ...
The Associated Press: Bengals' WR Chad Johnson now Ocho Cinco
ap.google.com 9/5/2008 — Bengals' WR Chad Johnson now Ocho Cinco By JOE KAY 19 hours ago CINCINNATI (AP) Call him Ocho Cinco on the field, too. The National Football League decided on Thursday to recognize receiver Chad Johnson's legal name change to Chad Ocho Cinco. The new ...
“TATUM BELL’S NOT NO THIEF”
profootballtalk.com 9/5/2008 — Former Lions running back Tatum Bell, in an effort to clear the air regarding his non-theft theft of Rudi Johnson’s luggage, continued his assault on the English language by asserting at one point to Dan Patrick, “Tatum Bell’s not no ...
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco Plans on Punching Bart Scott in His Big Fat Mouth
nfl.fanhouse.com 9/5/2008 — This sorta got lost in the exciting news that Chad Javon Ocho Cinco is now the official sponsor of Chad Johnson , but yesterday Mr. Eight Five commenced with pregame smack talking . (For some reason, Ocho Cinco wasn't interested in talking about his name after going through great pains to make sure everybody knew he was changing it, but he was good ole Chad Johnson when it came to smacking ...
NFL Contenders and Pretenders —
Bleacher Report - NFL 9/5/2008
On Sunday afternoon the road to Tampa, Fl for Super Bowl XLIII officially begins. Football fans all across the country will fill stadiums, local sports bars, and living rooms to officially kick off the 2008 NFL season.
The draft is over, exhibition ...
Broadway Joe, Weeb & Super Bowl III —
Bleacher Report - NFL 9/5/2008
[yeah, I know this is a tired old tale, but it's been on my back burner forever, so now it's out]
Long before he damaged his reputation by making a pass at a female sideline reporter on Monday Night Football, Joe Namath was the poster boy for ...
Numbers Don't Lie —
SI.com - NFL 9/5/2008
There is nothing better than the start of "real football," but with the beginning of the NFL season comes the usual predictions of which teams will get to the Super Bowl. And with all due respect to my colleagues here at SI.com, 99.9 percent of the ...
