Did you hear the one about the Gator

FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football. Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, "Mommy, mommy! I want to be a gator when I grow up!"Mom answers, "Now Johnny, you know you can't do both." A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?" Four huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?" The guy replies, "What? And have to explain it four times?" What do you call an UF grad wearing a suit and tie? The defendant! What is the definition of safe sex down in Gainesville? Placing signs on the animals that kick. If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car? The cop. How many Gators does it take to tackle Herschel Walker? I don't know, but it's more than eleven! A UGA grad, a LSU grad, and a Florida grad are waiting to be executed by ... (link)