Don't Look Now But The Buccaneers Will TRY to Score

Better make sure you're sitting down for this one: The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers will "aggressively attempt to score lots of points." You gotta be kidding? Isn't that what teams are supposed to do in football? You can take it as gospel because it's all there on Buccaneers.com . Of course that's the team's propaganda, er, website. Still there it is from the Book of Revelation according to Michael Clayton, Buccaneer receiver extraordinaire. In the very first meeting with new offensive coordinator Jeff Jagodzinski, Clayton and Buccaneers.com tell us he said "we're going to score some points." That should come as real relief for the multitudes that pony up for season tickets to fund the Glazer Bailout Program. Now this stern warning for the Dallas Cowboys, Philadelphia Eagles, New York Giants, New England Patriots and the rest of the NFL bullies that inhabit the Buccaneer schedule: "We are going to aggressively attempt to score lots of points," says Jagodzinski on the Bucs ... (link)