Published 1/15/2009
by The Sports Comedian
at Bleacher Report - College Football
When viewers attempted to tune their televisions into ESPN last night, they found nothing but a test tone and a picture of Dick Vitale wearing an indian headdress. It turns out the Worldwide Leader was arrested last night in Gainesville, where it was caught by police performing oral sex on Tim Tebow in a parking garage.
It was the first time in history an entire network has been caught in a sex scandal.
Details of the incident are still coming out, but apparently ESPN began seeing Tebow romantically shortly after he led the Gators to their second national title in three years.
As soon as he led them to a victory, many within the network began to regale him with praise, with talk about how he was the greatest college quarterback of all time. It seemed every show and pundit on the channel was madly in love with Tebow, with many on message boards urging the two to "just get a room already." But yesterday their love of Tebow was taken a step too far, as the entire network was caught by police ...
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