Florida-Georgia Family Feud: How I'm Dealing With the 'Dawg

As I sat on the couch relishing Florida's 63-5 annihilation of Kentucky, I concluded that the 2008 season has been successful for my Gators thus far. Other than the disastrous home loss to Ole Miss, Urban Meyer's squad is performing up to my expectations, putting Florida right in the thick of both the SEC and BCS championship races. However, my whole mindset changed when I heard my cell phone vibrate on the couch next to me. I picked up my phone and saw that I had a text message from my older sister Claire, a freshman at the University of Georgia. Underestimating the power of what I was about to read, I flipped my phone open to read Claire's text. "Did you see us beat LSU? Knowshon was awesome! Look out!" Like a speeding freight train, reality set in, smacking me harder than linebacker Rey Maualuga of the USC Trojans would hit an opposing quarterback. "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party" was now only a week away. However, there is much ... (link)