Funny Football Quotes - away from the seriousness...

 
After all the serious business, all the serious Champions League tensions, fans all over bleacher report posting comments on whether their team played well or not, or what their managers should have done in the game, I thought I'd add a bit of flavour to the articles. I'm sure there have been many articles like this but still thought I would write it. There's been so much drama this week and this would be a good way 2 get the tension and look at football through the eyes of players, managers and commentators. Some of them you may have heard before, others... might be quite new... Anyhow, enjoy the laugh (if you do laugh)... Great Manager 'We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit ( Ruud Gullit shows his math skills, might've been the reason he went into football instead of staying in school )    'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson ( The great Sir Bobby forgets the rules of the game ... [link]

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