Published 6/24/2009
by 3rdStone FromTheSun
at Bleacher Report - NFL
After staking out Brett Favre in his living quarters at the Vikings training camp, ESPN reporter Chris Mortensen has filed this report on his networks website: 9 PM : Brett calls his wife and asks which bag did she pack his codeine and Seconal. 9:15 PM : Brett takes eight pills from three unmarked prescription bottles, and chases it down with a glass of "special" water curiously kept in a Absolout Vodka bottle. 9:32 PM : Brett feels and itch on his butt and scratches it. His arm appears OK. 9:43 - 11:27 PM : Brett text messages 1,296 of his media friends for a minute by minute update report on what he thinks and feels. 11:28 PM : Brett sneezes, coughs, then burps. His arm still appears OK. 11:29 PM : Brett masturbates. 11:30 PM : Brett finishes masturbating. His arm still appears OK. 11:31 PM : I read Brett his favorite story not about him = "The Little Engine That Could" 11:46 PM : Brett and I kiss good night. 11:47 PM - 6:14 ...
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