Gatorade Vice: Gamecocks Back Exchanges Starting Spot for Drinks

So I'm watching the South Carolina-NC State game on ESPN. I'm obviously happy because I'm finally watching football. Then I hear something about a South Carolina player getting suspended for breaking into a refrigerator. Then I got happier. I rushed to my laptop to check the facts on this thing, and it turns out Gamecock running back Mike Davis actually lost his starting position for failing to fess up to breaking into a refrigerator in the team's weight room and stealing several sports drinks. The only thing that would have made this one any better is if it had been a beaker that did it.  I personally can't blame Davis. I mean, have you tried Gatorade's orange-flavored G2s? Irresistible! (link)