Gems From the Web: 4/2

 
Brian McNamee is having a yard sale for his Clemens merchandise. Now even you can be the proud owner of your own set of butt needles! Joel Zumaya is keeping up his off-field regiment intact with Guitar Hero . In other news, Todd Jones is still confused with how the television remote works. Man, Marcus Giles is thinking about retiring . That takes away almost 50% of our Giles joke inventory (Hang in there Brian!). Piazza is taking it to all “gutless fans” of the baseball world. Just wait until the “throwing Pert Plus bottles” becomes fashionable, Mike. Finally, a utility infielder who can sing AND dance . Take that Ozzie Smith! We’ll post both of these Yankees in our high school lockers any day of the week. Finally, Steve Bartman is still going to baseball hell, no matter what Moises Alou says . [link]

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Gems From the Web: 4/2
Brian McNamee is having a yard sale for his Clemens merchandise. Now even you can be the proud owner of your own set of butt needles! Joel Zumaya is keeping up his off-field regiment intact with Guitar Hero . In other news, Todd Jones ...
Gems from the Web: April 2
  Brian McNamee is having a yard sale for his Clemens merchandise. Now even you can be the proud owner of your own set of butt needles! Joel Zumaya is keeping up his off-field regimen intact with Guitar Hero . In other news, Todd ...