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Harry Portis and The New York Giant

 
Harry Portis had never seen its like before. The NY Giant stood there defiantly. It's three heads swinging to and fro, taunting, belching fire and brimstone. It stared at Harry, swinging its mighty fists and stomping around unafraid. Harry gripped his magic orb tightly and tried to run past the mighty beast. "Where do you think you are going with that orb!", exclaimed the Giant. The Giant raised a fist and pounded Harry deep under the earthen plain. "Negato Gigantus!" Harry screamed. But to no avail. The Giant had the Orb now and was running away with it. Harry summoned a vast horde of Redskinned demons that flailed away at the Giant but to no effect. "Gigantus Tripodus!", Still nothing happenned as the overwhelmingly powerful Giant slipped but kept running. Was there nothing Harry and his magic cohorts could do? "Here try again if you think you can keep it from me" spoke the Giant coldly as he tossed the Orb back to Harry. "Go ahead, have another go!" This time Harry held the ... (link)

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