JaMarcus Russell Impales Teammate with Football

In what can only be described as a freak accident, an unidentified Raiders player has been sent to the hospital today.  JaMarcus Russell, the team's strong-armed quarterback, accidentally impaled someone in a fit of frustration. "Coach Cable and I were having an argument," said Russell. "He was trying to tell me that Batman isn't a real superhero because he doesn't have any real powers.  Can you believe him?" The argument reached its climax when Russell took an unlucky football and launched it at Tom Cable.  Cable, who showed impressive agility for a man his size, dove out of the way.  The football zoomed 100 yards down the field where it became lodged in the abdomen of one unlucky man.  "I am very sorry for what happened," Russell apologized during a press conference. "It was just an accident.  I'm sure things like this happen all the time." Commissioner Roger Goodell hasn't said anything on the subject yet.  However, it is likely that Goodell will fine ... (link)