Published 4/5/2009
by Jach Shore
at Bleacher Report - NFL
What am I talking about?
I am talking about Jay Cutler being the fifth Baldwin Brother. That's right folks, you have heard it first right here on Bleacher Report. Cutler is a Baldwin.
The idea to look into this was first brought up by last weeks SNL featuring Alec Baldwin. There was a skit featuring Alec as the fourth Jonas Brother. When I saw this I thought it would be great if there was a long lost Baldwin bother as well.
So I started researching the topic. In the beginning I had nothing there appeared no way I was going to locate him, then it happened.
A young chubby headed quarterback complaining on the news about how he was betrayed. How did I miss this.
Jay fit the "Baldwin Mold" perfectly. He has blue eyes, puffy cheeks, and a double chin. Then when you add in his emotional complex and high pedestal how can he not be a Baldwin.
So I started to look into it and sure enough it is true.
So how does this explain the drama. Well ...
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