Joseph Abboud to Make Suits for NFL Coaches

http://blogs.reuters.com/shop-talk/tag/nfl/ Seriously, I'm not making this up. All coaches, except  Bill Belichick, who must've told them where to go, signed on for this. So after the game, Mike Nolan has to change out of his "officially approved" suit into his other "official approved" suit before going to the podium.  Um, OK.  The NFL fashion show. Now the made up bit. "We are here from the Fashion network at the 49ers runway to attend the Mike Nolan press conference, Jean." "Mike, why the 49ers?" "Well Jean, Mike Nolan has shown a great fashion sense, and although the team is 1-11, his fashion sense might be so good as to actually save his job.  I'm told here he is now." "A stunning Brown suit with understated red and gold piping." "Mr. Nolan, Joe Reporter from USA Today.  With all three QBs injured, do you think your offensive line might be a problem." "Look at his professionalism, Jean, he keeps on posing as he answers.  We obviously won't bother ... (link)