Published 3/30/2009
by Bare Knucks
at Bleacher Report - NBA
How does a man who wore women’s panties get a ticket to the Basketball Hall of Fame?
More importantly, how is this guy still announcing?
I think it’s absolutely preposterous.
This pervert I speak of is Marv Albert, frequently referred to as ‘the voice of basketball.’
Really? The ‘voice of basketball?’ This guy should’ve been charged with forcible sodomy! The current TNT basketball announcer was accused of biting a woman in the back 15 times, forcing her to put a spit shine on his genitals and ‘engaging in periods of FACESITTING as long as 35 minutes.’
Albert denied these accusations, but DNA tests proved the bite marks were indeed from his tainted mouth. He pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and battery charges, and only given a 12-month suspended sentence.
I didn’t know you could avoid jail-time after forcing oral sex, that’s news to me. This guy should have a red dot on his place of residence.
Anyways, every time ...
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