Michigan Dominance Over "Little Brother"

How much do I love Michigan-Michigan State week? To be honest, it's my favorite time of the year—more so than Christmas, my birthday, or any other time of year. Why? Because I never laugh more or louder than during this week at all the trash talk MSU fans muster up despite their continued mediocrity throughout history. Those silly little Sparties dish out so much garbage that it piles up higher than that landfill of a stadium they play in. Yet Michigan State's play on the field stinks just as much year in and year out. Michigan is 67-28-5 all time against MSU and has won six consecutive (which should actually be eight if it wasn't for Spartan Bob). The Wolverines are actually 31-9 in the last 40 games. So how is it that MSU fans actually work up the nerve to talk any kind of trash to Michigan fans leading up to this game? It's called alcohol and low self-esteem—both of which can be found in East Lansing in great abundance. No really though, I don't know how they do it, but ... (link)