Michigan Offense: Crazed and Blue (Translation: It Sucks)

I've been watching the Michigan/Ohio State rivalry game as I study and just couldn't take it anymore without voicing my opinion. This Michigan offense is absolutely atrocious. I've never been in so much pain watching a football offense's sad attempt to convince people they are actually trying to move the football. I swear I'm going to have nightmares of Mesko endlessly punting me in the balls. I know Threet and McGuffie aren't playing today. Originally, I thought that was going to be somewhat of a blessing. McGuffie's okay, if you're cool with mediocrity. Threet is good if you like failure. However, Sheridan makes Threet look like freaking Archie Manning. To think this game was even close for two and a half quarters baffles me. The defense actually played more than adequately for that time period. Being on the field for 40 of the first 45 minutes will catch up to you, though. Sure enough, it did, and OSU just took a 35-7 lead. Yeah, Michigan has seven points. Sun shines on a dog's ... (link)