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"Mr. Bush! Mr. Chaney! I found more Reserves!"

 
The Cleveland Cavalier reserve players, I’m sure, are what President George W. Bush and Dick Chaney would refer to as “The Saudi Arabia of Oil”. So much in fact that if quality bench players indeed were oil reserves… these beloved and fearless leaders would have to look no further than Cleveland, Ohio for their newest business relationships. That being said Mr. President and Mr. Chaney, I with my own personal time have dedicated a list to you of possible upcoming “hot spots” you may want to look into “vacationing” at as soon as possible.   #8 "Visit" Venezu, I mean, New Jersey. In no way am I comparing Lawrence Frank or his actions to those of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, however I am referring to having Jason “Hugo” Kidd back, to call the shots for this inexperienced team. Yes “Hugo” whines and misses meeting, but he made NJ basketball what it is today. What NJ has going for them are Richard (I like ... (link)

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