New York Knicks To Host Win a Trip to a Working Economy Night

The New York Knicks have unveiled today a new marketing day that will happen at Madison Square Garden later this month in response to the flailing U.S. job market. "Win A Trip To A Working Economy Night" will take place on the 28th when the Knicks battle the rival Celtics, and will feature the chance for one lucky fan to win one-way tickets to a European country of his choice for himself and his family. Tickets for the event have already sold out as people are jumping at the chance to go to a place that actually has a working economy. "We are very excited about this promotion," said team president Donnie Walsh. "What we have here is a chance for one lucky family to get a trip to a place of their choosing in Europe. Over there they have this thing called the Euro, which is actually worth something. "They also have these job things available where people will give you some of these Euro's for doing work. It's amazing! They also have banks and car companies that aren't going out of business, and ... (link)