New York Mets: Who’s on First? What’s on Second? Who the Heck is in the Bullpen? What about the Outfield?

Willie: So, Omar, who’s on first? Omar: Whaddya mean who’s on first? Delgado’s on first. Willie: No, no, O. Delgado’s got the hip thing. Omar: OK, OK, so put Anderson on first. Willie: O-man, Anderson got his jaw knocked around by the right fielder. Omar: Jeez Louise. Maybe I oughta trade a pitcher or too. See ya, Willie. Willie: Whoa, hold up a second. What about second? Omar: Willie, my man, you said Gotay’s all we got right now. Willie: He’s getting his wrist and ankle checked out in New York. And he’s starting to lose it in the field. Omar: So let Castillo, Easley, or Valentin get some reps. Willie: Not ready yet Omar. Omar: Sure they are. Willie: Not ready yet Omar. Omar: OK, OK.   Willie and Omar thought they were going to have it easy this spring. Almost all of the roster spots were set, and there would be a little healthy competition for the fifth starter’s role. Of course when El Duque’s involved the word ... (link)