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NFL Makes Decision on Chad Johnson's New Name (Humor)

 
Because the paper work is filled out a certain way, Chad Johnson will be known as Chad Cinco.  According to inside sources, "Ocho" is now his middle name.  According to ESPN, the Bengals have been ordered to label his jersey "Five in Mexican or Spanish, or something." (link)

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