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NFL or Bust: Seven Reasons College Football Sucks

 
I've had my eye to the Internet lately and have seen words arranged in a most troubling manner. People have wrinkled their fingers and punched keys in specific sequences to create words discrediting the quality of the NFL. And they have done this in favor of college football! I do not appreciate these disparaging remarks being made against my National Football League. As far as I'm concerned, college football might as well be played on another planet. The language is foreign, the population is of a strange breed, and the game re-defines the concept of boring. College football is an exercise in futility, and a punishment from Lucifer to all true, red-blooded NFL followers.   7. The ESPN Ticker It takes way too long to get to important news on a college gameday. And don't get me started on when NCAA basketball starts, with both women and men's games getting in the way of what real sports fans care about.   6. The Ranking System I'm a fairly intelligent guy and have ... (link)

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