Night of the living Belichick!

Call me paranoid. But now that I understand the pervasive nature of Bill Belichick’s spying habits, I have come to see him as our collective undoing. He is a societal scourge, stealing secrets while we sleep. He is everything that is wrong with America, an information-sucking zombie. He is behind the security cameras in the department store, recording our every purchase. He is scanning our license plates, as we zip through EZ Pass. He is breaking down our bank routing numbers, as we pay our credit card bills online. He is analyzing the X-ray machines at the airports, counting the number of socks we have in our carry-on baggage. He is reading our Blahgs over our shoulders, somehow, before we post them. His intelligence gathering capacity is limitless. Belichick knew full well there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, yet wouldn’t tell George Bush because he wanted a scouting edge in future visits to the White House. It is now up to the NFL to stop him, because ... [link]