No. 5 Ohio State vs. No. 1 USC (California) Preview

Finally, this Saturday we get to witness the much anticipated epic struggle pitting the farmboys and factory workers' sons of Ohio State against the gang members and trust fund surfers of USC. There is nothing I want more than to see the metrosexuals at movie extra college of California lose a few glowing white veneer teeth and have the blue and green color of bruise show through their beautiful beach tans. Unfortunately for college football fans, USC is going to win by 50. Let me suggest a few other games you may be able to watch on Saturday that will be more competitive and much more interesting: No. 23 California at Maryland Louisiana-Lafayette at No. 24 Illinois Southern Illinois at Northwestern Florida Atlantic at Michigan State Montana State at Minnesota Navy at Duke North Carolina State at Clemson Temple at Buffalo Iowa State at Iowa Nevada at No. 6 Missouri Washington State at Baylor UAB at Tennessee Ball State at Akron Toledo at Eastern Michigan Central Michigan at ... (link)