Published 2/22/2008
by Doctor Poove'
at Bleacher Report - NFL
According to the American Idol commercial during the Super Bowl, Big Ben Roethlisberger (Big Dumb Toothlesberger) likes pinas coladas. He sang Escape a.k.a. "The Pina Colada Song" by Ruppert Holmes during the commercial and did not look very manly doing so. As evident here: Big Ben Likes Pina Coladas This brings up many questions, why does Ben like pina coladas? They don't seem to be a very manly drink. Why would he put this out in the open, on National TV, during the most watched event of the year? It doesn't make sense... unless it is an apology to "The Cheap Shot Artist," Evil Chipmunck Hines Ward? Big Ben recently called out Steelers management for not getting him "big" receivers to "throw to" and the smallish Ward took offense. Big Ben later apologized, but maybe Ben felt he needed to make a grander apology for secret reasons. If Roethlisberger likes pina coladas, then it's quite obvious that he might not be "playing for the right ...
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