Red Sox Kevin Youkilis and Yankee Joba Chamberlain on a Collision Course

On Sunday, speaking before invited guests at the Hungry Man $9 Buffet in Quincy, Massachusetts, Red Sox first baseman, Kevin Youkilis , weighed in today on the Yankees plans to move Joba Chamberlain into the Yankees' starting rotation.  Said Youkilis, “Joba Chamberlain has had it in for me since he got to the Big Leagues.”  He continued, “maybe it’s my mannerisms or my shtick, but the guy doesn’t like me.  Maybe if he sees me more times per game, he will calm down and be more accepting of people who are a little different.”  Doctors at Brigham and Woman’s Hospital said as much.  According to neurologist, Eigot Munchausen, MD , Chamberlain is not the first baseball pitcher to be diagnosed with Manchurian Candidate Syndrome.  Said Grady Little , recently retired manager of the Red Sox, “These guys get it drilled into their heads, ‘Don’t let Youkilis beat you,’ and pretty soon they are ... (link)