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Responsibility: It's Not Just For Iowa Fans And Bathroom Stalls

 
A story rumbling around the message boards concerns two Iowa fans who were caught having adult relations in a Metrodome handicapped stall last Saturday, an event that has probably garnered more reaction than the lackluster 55-0 game itself.  The punchline of the story, as it's usually reported, is this: "the woman was released to her husband, the man to his girlfriend." Hilarious, right? Right, and, as a side note, really just an insignificant footnote, it shows the blackened moral abyss into which we've descended. I don't mean sex.  No matter how pious or amoral a society, alcohol doesn't mix well with inhibitions and intoxicating scents often create lustful air.  Hook-ups are virtually inevitable, be it in the taverns of Shakespeare's England or in the dark corners of swank Atlanta clubs. And I'm certainly not opposed to personal responsibility.  The two were clearly in violation of Minnesota law and, surely more embarrassing, have to own up to their behavior with ... (link)

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