Rocky Mountain Blues: The Ultimate Denver Is Doomed Article (Satire)

Given all of the drama surrounding the Denver Broncos this off-season, it comes as no surprise that there have been a flurry of articles predicting a disastrous season for that team.  There have, in fact, been so many articles that it has started to become obvious that the writers of these pieces are having trouble thinking up new material. Fortunately I am here to help with a few suggestions.   Josh McDaniels has destroyed the team. Before this offseason, Denver was a football paradise.  Under Mike Shanahan, the Broncos were so dominant that they lost games just to encourage their opponents.  Their opponents needed increasing amounts of encouragement. Pat Bowlen became so bored with the everyday perfection of the Bronco team that he snuck up behind Coach Mike Shanahan while he was watching a play at Ford Theater and shot him in the head.  Later it was proved that Bowlen had been hypnotized by Bill Belichick. Then Bill Belichick secretly infiltrated the crafty ... (link)