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This article contains explicit language, and terrible humor. You've been warned. Click on over to Page Two for the Article, and Page Three for the complete week 17 schedule. Flexible schedules are generally a good thing. We've had meaningful Sunday Night games throughout the entire season. Meanwhile, over on Monday Night Football, the Cleveland Browns have appeared far too often. However, it appears as though the newest schedule changes actually alter the competitive balance of the league. Of course, the beneficiaries are the Dallas Cowboys. Who woulda thunk it? Here's whats been changed: Schedule changes in Week 17. Jets-Dolphins: moved from 1 PM to 4:15 PM on CBS. Jaguars-Ravens: moved from 1 PM to 4:15 PM on CBS. Cowboys-Eagles: moved from 1 PM to 4:15 PM on FOX. Broncos-Chargers: moved from 4:15 PM on CBS to 8:15 PM on NBC. Which results in this: NFL WEEK 17 SCHEDULE I've listed the games for reference at the bottom of this article.  ... (link)

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