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Ron Artest As a Muppet...

 
Did you see Ron's ESPN interview? That dude is 'hyper excited' to be a Lakers and looks  to me he has some R.A.D.D. going on (Ron's Attention Deficit Disorder). Sounds like he will do anything to play under Phil Jackson, even promise to be good. How bad does Ron Artest want a Lakers Championship? More than the hardest working player in the NBA, Kobe? This is the Muppet commercial, I would like to see. The setting: Ron Artest showing up at Kobe’s place at four in the morning. Ron is ringing the doorbell over and over again, as Kobe now opens the door half-asleep. Picture Ron as the obnoxious, pesky kid. “Cmon Kobe, let’s go work out!” “Its 4 AM Ron!” “Yeah, I know, sorry I’m late, but we got a Championship to win, and you know what they say, “The early bird gets the Title! Right Kobe, right Kobe!” In the background, we hear LeBron yell out. “Who’s at the door Kobe?! Its the middle of the night!”  ... (link)

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