The guy who directed The English Patient is dead, and we dont give a fuck…
“I say we grease this rat-fuck, son of a bitch right now” - Hudson, Aliens
During my daily early morning “hand in pants while web surfing and not doing any work” routine, I made my way to yahoo.com to see if they have any more dirt on Reggie Bush . While cruising their other news sections, I saw that the guy who directed the most boring fucking movie I’ve ever painfully sat through kicked the bucket. Fuck him, his shitass movie and his current trip down the River Styx because you know this bitch is going straight to Hades for assembling that fuck-face-fiesta.
Holy fuck that’s a shitload of arm hair…
It’s a good thing you’re dead Anthony,
as it was only a matter of time before that shit
branched out and bonded together to form massive
hairy tentacles, leaving you looking like the Cthulhu.
Anyway, in news that grown ass men actually give a fuck about, the NCAA Tournament kicks off tomorrow, but until then, we still have the NIT to look forward to… ...
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